Top 10 ways to know if you have PMS:

 
 

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, 

“How’s my driving? Call 1-800-XXX-XXXX.”

5. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You’re convinced there’s a God and he’s male.

3. You’re counting down the days until menopause.

2. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday.

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