interpretasi akal separa angan

story 1


wawa


pandang kiri, pandang kanan, pandang depan, pandang belakang.. line clear.. "sekarang, japgi, sekarang, japgi, sekarang, japgi". "rase macam ade orang pandang pulak". "lau tak nak kantoi kene cover sket". tengok jam. 34 saat da berlalu. parah! lagi 3minit lebih. sabar. tuhan senantiase bersame hamba yang memerlukanNya. "lamenyer 3minit". "betolke ker jam ney?". alamak. "dah tak boleh tahan da ney". tarik nafas dalam2. chillax. lagi 2minit setengah. "asal jam tuh lambat sangat?". "badan pon da menggeletar da ni". "boley senggugut kalau macam ni". da bermacam surah dibaca kat otak. hati maseh tak tenang. "sakit aku kalau macam ni". jiwa lara bertambah musykil. mase tinggal kurang daripada seminit. "pssst.... Lisa". tak berjawab. "tak dengar pulak minah ney?". "woi, anak karim!". "yup, ko nak ape Jun?". da tak boleh sabar da nih. "saper wawa?"

man u kalah dengan man city?

  
    WHAT??? serius baik tak payah main laa weh... buat sakit mata ngan hati jer oii... terganggu emosi...  adoii... tambah2 pulak si Alex/Ferguson tuh sebelom match siap pulak cakap man city bukan tandingan kelab dia.. last2 memang best sangatla kene MAKAN dengan city... 


     6-1?!?!! amek kaw! tulah bangga sangat..sumbangan besar si Johnny Evans pulak memang tak dapat dilupakan... kad merah yang dia dapat tuh memang terbaek! panas ati aku dehh... si Rooney ngan Cicakrito tuh pon langsung tak function..last2 main defend lak dyeorang...memang boleh dapat gol laa kan camtuh.. haish.. 


         TAPI, memandangkan CHELSEA pon kalah dengan kelab QPR jek.... kepanasan hati ni maseh boleh diterima lah kot.. moral valuenyer kalau nak menang kene attack dari awal bukan main macam !@#$%^...glory2 to man u.. weee...glory %&*@#.. sape ade facebook alex ferguson bak sini, aku nak sembang sket ngan dye..sekian...


sincerely, 
       peminat setan merah...

♥ ❤ saye da jatuh cinta dengan diandra arjunaidi ♥ ❤

      baru sekali dengar lagu angkasa aku da sangkut.. huuhu... sedapnye suare... da la susa giler nak carik lagu ney.. nak2 pulak tak tau tajuk ngan sape yang nyanyi lagu tuh... naseb baekler ingat gak sikit2 kat lirik dye walaupon melangit gak bezanyer dengan yang asal... finally jumpe gak lagu ney...


      aku rase da sangkut giler lah dengan lagu ney...sejak akhir2 ney taste lagu pon da betukar sikit ker lagu2 artis melayu trutamenyer prempuan lorh... sebelom ney layan lagu inggeris ngan korea jer kowt.. maybe semuanyer sebab suare dyeorang sedap2 kowt... da la suare sedap, muke pon cute.. wahhh.. jatuh cinta gak aku... heheh... support malaysian artist! hahah... : D

Lirik Lagu Diandra Arjunaidi - Angkasa

Jika ku tuliskan

sepucuk surat cinta owh bagimu

mungkinkah ia mampu

mengubah fikiranmu

tentang diriku yang sayang

menanti ketibanya hari

ke angkasa

dan kembali

ku tetap berada disisi

cinta kita bagaikan fantasi

kau lah yang ku miliki

kau lah yang ku mencari

selama-lamanya

walaupun kita dua insan

yang tak pernah memahami

diri kita yang berlainan alam

tapi takdir kita bertemu

dan ku tak akan lepaskan

perasaan ini

dan sayang mungkin kita

tak harus kekal begini

dan sayang kita harus

menempuhi realiti

realiti..realiti..

funny dialogue with teacher....

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Winnie, name an important thing we have today, we didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

10 things your zodiac sign hates! (part 1) :D

Aries

People that shuffle when they walk

Unreturned phone calls

Cell phones that don’t work

Animals in cages

People who twitter on online chats

People who don’t get right to the point

People who are lousy dancers

Late trains, planes or airplanes

People who dress too casually

Country music

Taurus

People who brag too much

Mess and disorganization

Clothing that is torn or missing buttons

Bad cooks

Being ignored in public

Public speaking

People who don’t wear deodorant

Being the butt of humor or practical jokes

Not being smart or as an intellectual

Fast food

Gemini

People without a sense of humor

Not constantly being the center of attention

Broken clocks and watches

Bad wine

Shoes that you can’t dance in

People who talk slowly

People that walk too slow

Pessimistic individuals

Addicted people

Broken technology

Cancer

Too much heat

Itchy wool

Having to sleep on the couch

People who show up early

People who are bad or sloppy dressers

Being criticized in any way

Violent movies

Ungrateful children

Losing their sunglasses

People who steal the spotlight

Leo

People who dress better than them

People with better cars than them

Being ignored

Being provoked to jealousy

Being too cold

Being too wet

Being forced to go to church

Being trapped inside on a sunny day

Being told to slow down

Being told they can’t flirt

Virgo

People who are messy or disorganized

People who do not return calls

People who don’t wear watches

People who don’t do their taxes

People who don’t return memos

Wasting time on Facebook

People who use bad grammar

People who swear too much

Emotional confrontations or scenes

Stand up comedians

KALAU KORANG BLE BACA NI...MAKNANYA OTAK KORANG MASIH BERFUNGSI NGAN NORMAL...

Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.


999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999



3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult.


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.


CONGRATULATIONS!


part 2


Only great minds can read this. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can...


          I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! 



eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad! :D

STEVE JOBS in memory...

   

                       

Steve Jobs

1955-2011

Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built, and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple.

apple

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. 

Steve Jobs

I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.

 Steve Jobs

"Steve was among the greatest of American innovators - brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it," 

said Mr Obama.